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[mala_14]

Dear Whoever keeps taking pages out of the books I get from the library,

If I ever find out who you are, I will repeatedly hit you over the head with said books, all of which have so far been rather sizable hardcovers. You have been warned.

Sincerely,
Sabrina

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[lorelei01.livejournal.com]

...And if you ever end up in my neck of the woods then I will clock you over the head a couple of times as well. With something hefty... like Queen Elizabeth's Wardrobe Unlocked, or my Art Nouveau tome (after having removed the sleeve of course).
- Melissa

[mala-14.livejournal.com]

Hurrah for the champions of poor defenseless books!